Dobri susjedi

Moj susjed Stane ima ženu Snježu.
Uvijek joj viče "Đe si Sneška, dođi da ti uteram patuljka!"
Onda ona njemu kaže " Marš cigane, da mi uteraš svih sedam ne bi osjetila ni u guzi!"
Stane je jako vrijedan. Svake nedjelje u 7 sati cijepa drva.
Njih živi trinaest u toj kući. On i Snježa, njihovo petoro djece, od dva sina žene, troje unučadi i mama od Snježe.
Stariji sin ima dvoje djece, a mlađi jedno.
Taj stariji, Dragec, ima 24 godine.
Njegova žena Mica kaže da ju on ne tuče. Nekad joj opali šamar, ali samo ako je jako pijan. Trijezan nikad.
Jednom ju je istukao, ali to je bila sama kriva. Stavila je crnu čarapu prat sa bijelim vešom.
Dragec ne radi. Ljetos se išlo u nadnicu brat duhan, plačali su 150 kn na dan.
"Kurac ću ja ić u nadnicu za tu siću. tamo se zajebavat cijeli dan, a doma za ništa od socijalnog dobijem 100 kn na dan, ako imam djecu i ako sam na birou!"
Pa je onda Mica išla u nadnicu jer 150 kn na dan dobro dođe, a ona ionako ništa ne radi.
Nekad oni idu šetat po zimi.
Mica njih voli vuč na sanjkama.

Mlađi sin, Vuk, ima 23 godine. Jako je vrijedan kao i njegov otac. Svaki dan dovlaći u dvorište neke stare štednjake i vešmašine pa ih popravlja.
Njegova žena Dara ide po kućama i ako ljudima nešto ne treba (od odjeće) ona to uzme.
Ja joj uvijek ostavim vani pored kante za smeće pa mi ona viče "Fala ti ko sestri".
Onda Dara to razvrsta i nosi na kirvaj pa prodaje.
Majica 5 kn.
Dječja trenirka 10 kn.
Ženski grudnjak gratis ako kupiš čarape.
To je Daru naučila stara Snježa, a Snježu njena mama Mara.

Kupili su mercedesa. To im je zajednički.
Dok Stane nedjeljom u 7 ujutro cijepa drva, upali si cd plejer da mu malo svira.
Svi su im prijatelji došli da vide mercedesa.
Oni se svi potrpaju unutra pa se onda vozaju.
Trebaju ga registrirat, ali im je puno.
Nemaju oni 2500 kn za osiguranje i tehnički.
Ja sam im rekla da ću im dat na deset rata, ali se Stane onda uvrijedio jer kao, neće oni na rate kupovat, nisu sirotinja!

Moj sim se ponekad igra s njihovim najmlađim sinom. Ne znam koliko ima godina.
Moj muž ne voli kad se Mali igra s Dadom jer Mali onda uviejk dobije uši u glavi. A Mali voli dadu.
Jednom su skupa jahali krmaču.
Stane i Snježa uvijek hrane jednu krmaču pa kad se ona oprasi, prodaju prasce. Pa onda kupe za te novce mercedesa.
"Kruha ćew ti uvijek netko dat, ali ko će ti dat mercedesa?" kaže Stane.

Kčer Rada ima 19 godina. Ona radi.
Radi u crijevari u nekoj klaonici. Pa mi je pričala kako se prave hrenovke.
"Krmaču raspore, izvade iz nje male prasce, još u posteljici. Onda te prasce očiste od posteljice, operu ih ih ubace u stroj za mljevenje.
i eto hrenovke!" pričala mi Rada.
Ja ne jedem više hrenovke.

Stane uvijek kaže kako Rada radi, ali je lijena.
Kad dođe doma s posla u 10 navečere, ona legne.
A treba ić ufektat cigare. Onda on pošalje malu Ninu.

Mala nina ima oko 9 godina. Neki kažu da je jako prljava. Ali nije.
Ona se nekad kupa u Dravi. Znam, ja sam ju vidjela.
Pa se onda baci u blato i valja kao mala gica.

Kod mene je kuća uvijek otključana. Nikada mi nitko nije ništa ukrao.
Osim jednom fikus ispred ulaznih vrata.
Stane kaže da je vidio babu Anu(susjedu lijevo od mene, Stane je desno) kako nosi nešto veliko pored moje kuće,a bila je mrkla noć.
On ne voli babu Anu.
Jer ga je nekoliko puta prijavila policiji kad nedjeljom u 7 reže drva.
A ja volim babu Anu.
Jer je stara i nije skužila da sam ga ja prijavila.
" Đe si Stane, a jesam ti uterala patuljka"

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